Ashley Frieze Ashley Frieze

Click here to hear Ashley's song about his cancer-striken kitten Fluffy... (691K, MP3 format).

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Patrick Monahan Patrick Monahan

Click here to hear Irish-Iranian-Geordie Patrick's impression of his Iranian gran's version of It's Raining Men (at the Ireland v Iran World Cup qualifier...) (615K, MP3 format).

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David Bloom David Bloom

Click here to hear David talk about his girlfriend's attempt to give up smoking (299K, MP3 format).

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James Cook James Cook

Click here to hear James' frankly brilliant impression of Professor Stephen Hawking (836K, MP3 format).

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Dan Smith Dan Smith

Click here to hear Dan's thoughts on fantasising about Ann Widdecombe (419K, MP3 format).

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Ryan Gough Ryan Gough

Click here to hear Ryan's views on the pointlessness of learning Latin at School (248K, MP3 format).

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Richard Batsford Richard Batsford

Click here to hear Richard's Greek restaurant joke that came to him in a dream (494K, MP3 format).

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Martin Bigpig Martin Bigpig

Click here to hear Martin's unanswerable question about hashish (507K, MP3 format) Click on Martin's picture to go to his page.

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Jason Cooke Jason Cooke

Click here to hear Jason's version of Bob the Builder, as sung by the real Morrissey (290K, MP3 format) Click on Jason's picture to go to his page.

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Kevin Precious Kevin Precious

Click here to hear Kevin's frankly brilliant (and accidental) Jimmy Saville impression (740K, MP3 format) Click on Kevin's picture to go to his page.

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Justin Moorhouse Justin Moorhouse

Click here to hear Justin talk about G-G-G-Gareth from TV's worst talent show Pop Idol (633K, MP3 format) Click on Justin's picture to go to his page.

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Geoff Taylor Geoff Taylor

Click here to hear Geoff's views on pupil-sucking teacher Amy Gehring (545K, MP3 format) Click on Geoff's picture to go to his page.

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Brendan Riley Brendan Riley

Click here to hear Brendan's uncanny impression of Yankee despot George W. Bush (670K, MP3 format) Click on Brendan's picture to go to his page.

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Dave Ward Dave Ward

Click here to hear Dave tell us about the time a burglar broke into his house (491K, MP3 format).

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Dave Griffiths Dave Griffiths

Click here to hear Dave's forthright opinions on that vacuous couple, the Beckhams (484K, MP3 format).

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Mike Landers Mike Landers

Click here to hear Mike talk about the Northern Alliance and the Taliban (705K, MP3 format).

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Karen Bayley Karen Bayley

Click here to hear Brummie Karen's opinions on pound shops in West Bromwich (867K, MP3 format) Click on Karen's picture to go to her page.

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Gonzo Gonzo

Click here to hear surprisingly-amusing German comic Gonzo talk about the Queen and bombing our chippies (446K, MP3 format) Click on Gonzo's picture to go to his page.

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Caroline Jones Caroline Jones

Click here to hear Caroline talk about trampolining at school (267K, MP3 format) Click on Caroline's picture to go to her page.

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Andy Feeley Andy Feeley

Click here to hear three truly groanworthy gags (but ones you'll tell your mates when you're pissed) (341K, MP3 format) Click on Andy's picture to go to his page.

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Dave Williams Dave Williams

Click here to hear Dave talk about the joys of living in Whalley Range (517K, MP3 format) Click on Dave's picture to go to his page.

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Paul Hamer Paul Hamer

Click here to hear Paul wish he really didn't have a speech impediment... (362K, MP3 format)

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Jason Cooke Jason Cooke

Click here to hear some of Jason Cooke's more unusual hobbies (446K, MP3 format) Click on Jason's picture to go to his page.

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Toby Hadoke Toby's Soundcheck

This sort of happened accidentally whilst Toby was doing a soundcheck to test the recording - but it made me laugh anyway! In true Hadoke style. Click here to hear amusing soundcheck (170K, MP3 format) Click on Toby's picture to go to his page.

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Anthony J Brown Anthony J Brown

Click one of the links below to download an audio clip from the mighty Anthony J Brown:

Arteries and Veins (196K, MP3 format).
Robot Wars (557K, MP3 format).
Birthday (297K, MP3 format).
Adolescence (273K, MP3 format).
Girlfriend or Partner? (451K, MP3 format).
Alzheimer's (354K, MP3 format).

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North West Tonight clip

Click here to hear Des Sharples, Jason Cooke, and Tony Baloney crack as many one liners as they can in 45 seconds. The clip was taken from North West Tonight (24th October 2001) in a story about the Guinness Book of Records attempt at the world's biggest number of comedians in one evening (118), in aid of Christie's Hospital. Check out the banter between smooth Gordon Burns and Dianne Oxberry at the end. (757K, MP3 format)

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Owen Rankin Owen's Badass Rap

Click here to hear Badass Mutha Owen Rankin rap like an Uzi-toting homie (564K, MP3 format). Click on Owen's picture to go to his page.

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Father Juan Kossov Father Juan's Prayer

Click here to hear the language of the Lord from straight the Holy Mouth of Father Juan Kossov, aka Jason Cooke (613K, MP3 format). Click on Father Juan's picture to go to Jason's page.

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