The XS Malarkey Questionnaire - Getting straight to the heart of the comics in a way the Look-In Fact File only dreamed about...
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Jo Dakin |
1. Describe yourself in five words.
2. What has been your proudest moment?
3. What is your most annoying habit?
4. What are you like when you are drunk?
5. What was the last illegal thing you did?
6. Do you tip in restaurants, and if so, how much?
7. Who (living or dead) would be your five ideal dinner guests and why?
Victoria Wood - to convince her I could be a really witty character (perhaps
with some kind of twitch) in her next series of Dinnerladies.
Caroline Aherne - to convince her I could be a really witty character (perhaps
with some kind of stain on my jumper) in her next series of The Royle Family.
Elvis (pre-fat) - to entertain and drool over.
My local butcher - he's been so good to me over the years and never once turned me
in to the authorities.
8. Who was your favourite Dr Who and who would you cast as the next one?
9. What are your all time favourite TV shows and why?
10. What's the most stupid heckle you've had and how did you respond?
11. What do you wear in bed?
12. When you were a child what did you want to be?
13. What's the biggest lie you've ever told?
14. If you knew the world would end in 10 minutes what would you do?
15. If you could travel in time for only one day, when and where would you go?
16. What do you have for breakfast?
17. What's the answer to life, the universe and everything?
18. What's the best sweet ever invented?
19. Who would you ban from being seen or heard by anyone else again ever?
20. Astonish us with a fact. |