Don't be such a big poof! Be a real hard bastard of a footballer with
The Roy Keane School of Aggression - we guarantee you'll be kicking more
than just footballs - or your money back! Go on - don't be such a
shandy-drinking poof! |
LEARN HOW TO:
Punch, headbutt, kick and stamp.
Aim for vulnerable areas: shins, knees, bollocks, faces, etc.
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