Sick and tired of being polite to opposition players?
Referee getting you down? Then you obviously need...

Don't be such a big poof! Be a real hard bastard of a footballer with The Roy Keane School of Aggression - we guarantee you'll be kicking more than just footballs - or your money back! Go on - don't be such a shandy-drinking poof!

Punch, headbutt, kick and stamp.
Aim for vulnerable areas: shins, knees, bollocks, faces, etc.

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"Tremendous fun! The referee abuse course has truly changed my life!" - P. Di Canio, London.