The XS Malarkey Christmas party...

Stewart Spaull gets into the party mood.

Party animal Richard Swan rocks Bar XS.

Iain Woodrow - a happy man indeed.

Special boy Dave Ingram and his carer, Danny Deegan.

Chris Brooker, looking decidedly shifty...

Mike 'Fishcake' Thorpe gatecrashes Mike Landers' photo.

Mike looks decidedly worried now...

...probably because Kenny from The
Frog & Bucket looks exceedingly camp.

Big Chris, a regular punter at the Frog & Bucket.

Jason 'Entertainment' Cooke, playing
some top tunes on the wheels of steel.

The Bootleg Mark Chapmans, plus guest vocalist.

The boys really giving it some welly now,
as Dave Ingram prepares his party piece.

Dave Ingram appears in a new musical: Spackerdance.

What a professional! Dave gives us his somewhat
unique rendition of When I'm Watching Porn, the
Chapmans' spoof of When A Child Is Born.

And now for the finale - the spoof version of the
Band Aid song Do They Know It's Christmas?

Jason 'Entertainment' Cooke leads the way.

Lee 'Bon Jovi' Martin, looking all sincere.

Iain Woodrow, giving it plenty.

Danny 'Voice of an Angel' Deegan.

Neil 'Spider' Smith, as Bono, gives it the Full English.

John Warburton gives us his best Liam Gallagher impression.

The comics giggle at Chris Brooker's singing voice.

Special effects by Dave Pilling.

John Goldsby tries his luck on the gambler.

Tony Boloney (The Bootleg Mark
Chapmans) and Steve Goldsmith.

Dave Ingram touts for bum love near the toilets.

Jason 'Entertainment' Cooke leads the conga.

Caroline Jones, Mark Langley and Dan Osbourne.

Stewart Spaull and Dave Twentyman get acquainted.

Rob Riley and Jason 'Entertainment' Cooke -
"You're my best mate, you are!"

Mick Ferry looks slightly lost...

Dave Williams and young friend.

John Bishop and Jason John Whitehead.

John Bishop sings with an invisible microphone...